Here we go again been there done that but doing it again

Took the last two little clomid pills today so now the constant scrutanizing of all the little things leading up to O has begun.
Started the ritual with politely asking my DH today if he had "cleared the pipes lately" which just kinda got a smirk out of him.
Those little tests that are supossed to indicate an LH surge I am still not too sure I turly beleive they work for me, I have never gotten a true +. That maybe the PCOS issues there but only time will tell. The one I took tonight just for the hell of it was abotu as half as dark as the control so here's to the twice daily routine, of grab disposable dixie cup assume the position pee in said cup check color to make sure that its concentrated enough, dip said little test strip in cup, rest said test strip across the top of the cup and wait the allotted time frame, squint, peer, tilt what ever necessary to try and determine said color of test line while conpamring it to the control line. Mentally record the outcome and start all over again the next day. THis doen't even begin on the checking for CM, is it just watery or is it heading toways EW??
From the day AF rears her ugly face we wait and prepare for the big O and i am not talking orgazim here, nope waiting for that little egg to be released.
I would love to know when in the cycle are we suposed to relax and just let nature take its course???
Oh yeah right that is for those who are not struggling with infertility and had an opps, we weren't planning this.
Not for us bitter and jealsous infertiles who sit here waiting with empty arms